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[The Hebrew Gymnasia]

Uh... what?

Well... seeing "Hebrew Gymnasia" I was expecting a lot of Jewish humour... other than it taking place in Isreal... and the manora on the top of the school... and it taking place in tel aviv... i mean, none of these are really jokes. I was expecting Jewish Humour! Not a little comedy taking place in a Jewish City! It was a major let down for me, being Jewish. It could have just as easily taken place in US or Canada, and been exactly the same. Add some good Jewish jokes, and make it worthy to the title.

ReporterClock responds:

Yes, well, in case you haven't figured out, this si based on real people and places. my school is called the hebrew Gymnasia Hertselia. It has a menorah on the roof, and is in Tel aviv, and It's not my fualt that nto everythign here revolves around us being Jewish.

[Drink your Milk]

Funny movie, but

Incorrect. Contrary to popular belief, milk does not prevent osteoporosis. In fact, osteoporosis is more common in countries which drink very little milk. This has a scientific explanation.

Although Milk does have a lot of calcium, for one, the obsorsion rate is only 30%. On top of this, it contains a lot more protein that it does calcium. Protein takes away calcium from your bones. It does theis because it changes the pH of your blood, and to balance it out, it takes the calcium from your bones. Protein is like the acid rain to your bones.

Now, protein is not unhealthy, it's quite good for you, however, milk contains too much. In order to have good, strong healthy bones, you need to be intaking equal amounts (or as equal as possible) of calcium and protein. When you eat meat and drink milk, you take in way too much protein, causing your bones to become weak.

In countries, like China, where dairy is used very very very little, osteoporosis is practicly unheard of.

RedMongoose responds:

this is one of the best reviews ive ever gotten on anytthing

[Storybook 1: Synj]

heh... he.. HA HA HA HA HA

Man, you have the exact kind of humour I love. This isn't just in reference to your movie, but I just spent the last 20 minutes reading over all your replies to people's comments. The movie was extremly well done and you should be proud of the great work. I would like to see you do more, perhaps more wink? (I love that little guy) How old is Priscilla? I know your married, but to tell you the truth she looks extremly young. I would almost say 16, or 17. Anyway, in conclusion, movie was good, drugs and alcohol is bad (alcohol is fine when drunk responcibly) and now lets all get some well deserved Lemon Morange pie. Yumm...

Dustball responds:

Thanks, I'm glad you liked the movie and my replies. I'm not telling you Priscilla's age... but no, she is not 16 or 17, don't worry. And BTW Wink, is gel's character, I just do the music for him!

[Hot Potato]

Decent

This one was pretty good. You used backrounds more often than the SHS2. Backrounds go good with these things. You used less flip dancing (except for the tall fat guy and the short guy). The flip dancing is annoying. You stuck to characters more often, like the old lady and that wierd guy who sang potato. However, this type of animation still isn't great. The music video thing.

Joxa responds:

hahahah the old lady is the queen mother. im sorry you didnt know that. now im gunna play my kazoo whilst singing "simply reds" greatest hits.

Ps-Simply red suck sumo dick

[SHS 2]

Sorry man.

Look, that was awful. I couldn't watch the whole thing. Some tips...

1. Try not to get that white outline when cutting and pasting. Just zoom in and delete those white lines. (yes I have made flash before, it wasn't very good, but I still know quite a bit)

2. Avoid doing this type of animation. It never works well unless it's those japaneese songs being turned into english randomly. If you want to make steven hawaking sing and dance, Show him spinning around on his wheelchair, have him dancing actually. Make a backround for him. Then have random people come in and dance with him.

3. The type of dancing where you simply flip the guys doesn't look great. its not too difficult to just rotate the guys. The flip dancing I'm talking about was like, at the very begining those two pig faced things.

Joxa responds:

look you're 15. please please don't be so critical! i do this cause its fun. by bumdinger

[All of the lonely people]

Absolutely Terrible

I've been reading your comments (directed to the creator of this). You do not accept what people are telling you. You just proceed to insult them or shut them up. There is a constant message people have been trying to tell you. This is a song that millions of people listened to, and you took no care into making a movie to make all these people happy, all you did was make a movie. If this was practise, don't bother submitting. And yes, I don't have any flash movies on my record, and I do have an idea of what it takes to make a flash movie, but if you aren't willing to put effort into it, don't bother at all.

Freetospeak responds:

Ok look I fucking get it! I suck at making flash! I put effort into this! Im 13 years old! I started when I was 12. Why don't you take that into consideration before you make me look like an asshole.